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85253 notes / 2 years ago / reblogHello yes winning a shitty ex competition and watching a hagfish tear Alien-style through a fish carcass named after the boy who faked leaving the country instead of dumping me properly has done more for my mental health than the months of therapy he caused.
Honestly this just added 10 years to my life
46364 notes / 2 years ago / reblogtheyre on their way to a concert
103219 notes / 2 years ago / reblogKnow a distraction when you see one.
43052 notes / 2 years ago / reblogListen here you little shit
If you’re under 5'11 sorry your pronouns are oopma/loompa/doompety/doo
213527 notes / 2 years ago / reblogThank you Canada that is a great name
I’M FREAKING CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WAS THE INSPIRATION