disenchantinqs:

ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*

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bemusedlybespectacled:
  • me:"no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me:*throws shade 24/7*
  • me:*blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me:*is overdramatic*
  • me:*is a major asshole*
  • me:*complains about everything*
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the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

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suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

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iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

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